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skyhigh
Joined: 15 Jun 2007 Posts: 35 Location: mississippi, usa
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject: yogi joke |
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** Yogi Joke **
Three yogis are performing a meditative vigil in a cave high in the
Himalayas. One day there is a sound outside of the cave. Six months later
one of the yogis says, "that was a tiger."
The cave is silent once again. About a year later, another yogi says, "that
wasn't a tiger it was a lion."
Again the cave falls silent. About two years later the third yogi says, "If
you two don't stop arguing I'm leaving." |
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damcyan
Joined: 23 Jul 2011 Posts: 3
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:04 am Post subject: lol |
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I haven't laughed that much in a while!
Thank you! |
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Reindeer
Joined: 03 Nov 2011 Posts: 9
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:53 pm Post subject: Re: lol |
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damcyan wrote: | I haven't laughed that much in a while!
Thank you! |
yeaaa!  |
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sheen
Joined: 16 Jan 2012 Posts: 97 Location: Catalunya
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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Hahaha... very funny!
It reminded me of a zen story I read some time ago:
Once in ancient China, three monks decided to celebrate a silent retire in a small hermit in the forest. They made the vote of sitting in zazen (zen meditation) for a week, in absolute silence.
After two days of meditation, one of the monks said:
- It's been a wonderful retire, we have been in complete silence for two days now. My samadhi is deeper than ever!
Inmediately, a second monk replied:
- You silly monk! we commited ourselves to sit in perfect silence, you have broken our vote!
The third monk, who was the higher rank of them, finally said:
- Both of you are stupid. I am the only one that remained quiet all the time.
Not so funny as the yogui story, but quite enlightening indeed. |
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Cameron.NZ
Joined: 30 Sep 2012 Posts: 65 Location: New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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That's one of those "grin and smile because I totally see that in me" kind of jokes... good one  |
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lovedimension
Joined: 09 Jun 2010 Posts: 92 Location: Wales, UK
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 4:46 am Post subject: |
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So funny!!!!
I've never seen this joke here before, I don't know why not! |
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