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** Yogi Joke **

Three yogis are performing a meditative vigil in a cave high in the
Himalayas. One day there is a sound outside of the cave. Six months later
one of the yogis says, "that was a tiger."

The cave is silent once again. About a year later, another yogi says, "that
wasn't a tiger it was a lion."

Again the cave falls silent. About two years later the third yogi says, "If
you two don't stop arguing I'm leaving."

[damcyan]

I haven't laughed that much in a while!
Thank you!

[Reindeer]

[sheen]

Hahaha... very funny!

It reminded me of a zen story I read some time ago:

Once in ancient China, three monks decided to celebrate a silent retire in a small hermit in the forest. They made the vote of sitting in zazen (zen meditation) for a week, in absolute silence.

After two days of meditation, one of the monks said:

- It's been a wonderful retire, we have been in complete silence for two days now. My samadhi is deeper than ever!

Inmediately, a second monk replied:

- You silly monk! we commited ourselves to sit in perfect silence, you have broken our vote!

The third monk, who was the higher rank of them, finally said:

- Both of you are stupid. I am the only one that remained quiet all the time.



Not so funny as the yogui story, but quite enlightening indeed.

[Cameron.NZ]

That's one of those "grin and smile because I totally see that in me" kind of jokes... good one

[lovedimension]

So funny!!!!



I've never seen this joke here before, I don't know why not!