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skyhigh



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:38 pm    Post subject: yogi joke Reply with quote

** Yogi Joke **

Three yogis are performing a meditative vigil in a cave high in the
Himalayas. One day there is a sound outside of the cave. Six months later
one of the yogis says, "that was a tiger."

The cave is silent once again. About a year later, another yogi says, "that
wasn't a tiger it was a lion."

Again the cave falls silent. About two years later the third yogi says, "If
you two don't stop arguing I'm leaving."
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damcyan



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:04 am    Post subject: lol Reply with quote

I haven't laughed that much in a while!
Thank you!
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Reindeer



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:53 pm    Post subject: Re: lol Reply with quote

damcyan wrote:
I haven't laughed that much in a while!
Thank you!


yeaaa! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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sheen



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha... very funny! Smile

It reminded me of a zen story I read some time ago:

Once in ancient China, three monks decided to celebrate a silent retire in a small hermit in the forest. They made the vote of sitting in zazen (zen meditation) for a week, in absolute silence.

After two days of meditation, one of the monks said:

- It's been a wonderful retire, we have been in complete silence for two days now. My samadhi is deeper than ever!

Inmediately, a second monk replied:

- You silly monk! we commited ourselves to sit in perfect silence, you have broken our vote!

The third monk, who was the higher rank of them, finally said:

- Both of you are stupid. I am the only one that remained quiet all the time.

Very Happy Very Happy

Not so funny as the yogui story, but quite enlightening indeed.
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Cameron.NZ



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's one of those "grin and smile because I totally see that in me" kind of jokes... good one Smile
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lovedimension



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 4:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So funny!!!!

Laughing

I've never seen this joke here before, I don't know why not!
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